You Know You’re a Health Nut … When Part II

If you haven’t checked out the first part, I highly recommend it.

You know you’re a health nut

… when your heavy purse feels like it has bricks but it’s just a bag of apples.

… when you’re forced out to dinner you adjust the restaurant’s menu.

… when you wipe down your airplane seats with sanitizer wipes (it works!)

… when your family gets a grocery list for your special food before you visit.

… when you bond with your brother over his latest juicer.

… when all your food tastes like coconut oil.

… when your instagram is filled with food pictures.

… when you take home locally sourced offal in your luggage.

… when it takes at least thirty minutes to explain your diet.

… when your pinterest looks like tastespotting for diabetics.

… when your own health jokes leave everyone else confused.

 

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